Filmmaker Kevin Smith strikes a non-pose as his alter ego, Silent Bob.  Which is funny, considering that the man never shuts up in person.

Anyway, believe it or not, the basis was for this doll was none other than Sideshow Toys' Sargent Schultz figure.  Yes, Schultz from Hogan's Heroes.

Schultz comes with his own fat suit and double chin, making it easy to simply fill in the facial wrinkles with Magic Sculpt.  A full beard was added, then brown doll hair for the rest.  The coat and all clothing, including the "Mooby" cap worn backwards, were handsewn.