Alien:
Resurrection
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The
last(?) Alien film that I'm aware of, many
fans don't like this one, either. But
this is my favorite entry. Why?
I dunno. I wish Winona Ryder had
stopped working after Beetlejuice, but it's
still a wonderfully gritty entry that even
has a happy ending.
Directed again by a
French guy (okay, fine, Jean-Pierre Jeunot), the story is set about 200 years
after Ripley's death. Apparently the
Company (my, it has real staying power) had
gotten some of Ripley's infected DNA, and
has been spending the past two centuries
trying to get it right. Er, cloning
her, that is. Getting that perfect mix
of alien and human is pretty hard, it
seems. They finally get it right, and
even get a little alien critter from
Ripley's belly without killing her.
Enter a cargo ship
captained by Michael Wincott and crewed by
unsavory dudes like Ron Perlman. Winona
Ryder is mechanic Call, and Dominique Pinon
is Vriess, another mechanic in a wheelchair, but is NOT helpless by
any stretch. The captain's babe Kim
Flowers and Gary Dourdan as Christian bring up the rest. Their
cargo? The captain knows, but the rest
don't, that it's 12 people in stasis. More on
that later.
The Ripley clone is
not supposed to have her memories, but has
some, anyway. Dan Hedaya as the
general in charge is not pleased.
Always creepy Brad Dorif plays the creepy
head scientist who thinks of the aliens as
his children. Aliens? Gosh,
wonder if the Company infected those 12
people with embryos? Nice people.
Ripley meets
Wincott's crew during a basketball game,
where she displays rather un-Ripley-like
strength, agility, and the ability to take a
blow to the face with a barbell. And
acidic blood, too... Later on Call
tries to kill Ripley while she sleeps, which
fails, since Ripley wakes up and sticks the
knife into her own hand, which wrecks the
blade. Ripley's "baby" is
gone, so Call has no further plans to kill
her. Like she'd succeed anyway, BWAAAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Anyway,
the general decides to protect that secret
about killing the 12 people by killing
Wincott and his crew. The crew is paranoid
enough to expect stuff like this on a
regular basis, though, and use their
smuggled weapons to blast their way to
safety. Problem: Dorif's alien
pets have escaped into the complex.
Bodies pile up quickly. Soldiers
trying to escape are ripped to pieces by an
alien that sneaks in. The general gets
it in the back of his head. So the
cargo crew has to rely on Ripley to get them
out alive. The captain, his babe
and Christian don't survive. The
captain by being yanked through the floor,
his babe during a great underwater sequence,
and Christian... Well, he carries Vriess on his back during the
underwater sequence. The last alien
grabs him. An amazing stunt by Perlman
offs the alien, except the thing still won't
let go. So Christian sacrifices
himself by cutting himself free of his
friend and falling back into the
water. I get teary-eyed here!
Other dudes in the group are an officer, a
grunt, and one of the 12 whose embryo hasn't
burst out yet. The
officer shoots Call, who shows up alive at
the top of the shaft. Gosh!
Turns out she's an "auton," or an
autonymous robot, part of a series that had
shined on that whole Asimov's Robotic Laws
crap and acted on free will. Ripley
talks her into plugging into the main
computer and clearing a path for them to
their ship. But on the way, Ripley
falls through the floor and is sucked into
something very black and gooey and Gigerish.
It turns out that there's a queen onboard,
with Dorif cocooned up but quite
insane. Ripley's "legacy" to
the aliens is a human reproductive
system. The queen gives birth to a
skeletal alien/human hybrid that immediately
kills its mother and Dorif. Ripley
escapes and makes it to the ship. The
officer goes nuts, and during the standoff,
the grunt mutinies and holds him at
gunpoint. The infected dude goes even
more nuts as the embryo starts its
"birth" for real this time.
He takes the officer with him, though, by
holding him into position until the embryo
bursts out of his head! So cool. They
take off, but of course we all know the
alien newborn is on board. It takes
out the soldier and almost Call.
Ripley kills it in the most gruesome manner I've ever seen. She flicks some acidic
blood onto a porthole, which opens up a hole into space. Explosive
decompression ensues, which is briefly
plugged up by the newborn with its own
body. It then dies slowly and
agonizingly as its body is sucked bit by bit
through a hole maybe an inch in
diameter. I actually felt sorry for
the thing. The
remaining crew arrives on Earth at
last. A happy ending? Hey, they
survived! Earlier on, though, Perlman
had referred to Earth as "a shithole,"
so it's debatable. Vulgar,
violent and gory. Not normally my
favorite combo for any film, but I liked it,
anyway. So it's not the
"real" Ripley, but at least she
didn't bloody well die here! |