| Chasing Amy | #3
                                    in Kevin Smith's so-called "Jersey
                                    Trilogy."  Of his 5 major films, I
                                    saw them in the random order of Dogma,
                                    Clerks, Chasing Amy, Mallrats,
                                    and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. 
                                    Most of his die hard fans have seen them in
                                    chronological order.  But what can I
                                    say?  Only Dogma is really my
                                    kind of film.  The rest I've seen only
                                    as a result of taking more and more to his
                                    work.  Don't worry; that didn't make
                                    sense to me, either. So wassup
                                    with this flick?  Well, in true Smith
                                    style, favorite actors are recycled into
                                    different roles for each film, so Ben
                                    Affleck, Jason Lee and Joey Lauren Adams
                                    return from Mallrats, albeit as different
                                    characters.  Affleck is Holden McNeil,
                                    comic book artist, and Lee is Banky Edwards,
                                    his inker (sometimes called a tracer by
                                    derisive fans).  Holden gets the hots
                                    for Alyssa Jones, another comic book artist,
                                    who turns out to be a lesbian.  Well,
                                    sort of.  Holden is crestfallen, but
                                    hides it well and manages to cultivate a
                                    close friendship with Alyssa.  All goes
                                    well until he breaks down and admits his
                                    love for her.  She goes histrionic on
                                    him before giving in to her own feelings,
                                    and they end up dating.  Needless to
                                    say, Alyssa's fellow lesbians are bummed
                                    about this.  Things seem to go well
                                    until Holden finds out what her old nickname
                                    "Fingercuffs" means.  It has
                                    to do with her very experimental past,
                                    sex-wise.  Holden can't handle the
                                    truth, they both flip out at each other in a
                                    parking lot, and nobody's happy.  Well,
                                    except Banky, who never liked her to begin
                                    with.  Holden, who only seems to be
                                    intelligent, tries to solve it all by
                                    proposing a 3-way with Alyssa, Banky and
                                    himself so they can get all their tension
                                    out of their systems.  Fortunately the
                                    other two reject this proposal, and Holden
                                    loses her.  They meet a year later at a
                                    comic book convention, where Holden shows
                                    her his autobiographical comic book called
                                    Chasing Amy (the title coming from a tale
                                    told by Silent Bob). Curtain. The verdict: This is my
                                    least-loved of Smith's films, which goes
                                    against the general consensus that this is
                                    his best film.  I vote for Dogma
                                    in that category.  Some misunderstand
                                    me and think that I hate this film.  I
                                    don't.  I just like half of it. 
                                    Specifically, the half that includes Banky,
                                    Hooper, Jay and Silent Bob.  Who are
                                    those last 3?  Hooper is the creator of
                                    a super-militant black superhero, and who
                                    projects a super-militant persona at
                                    conventions, but who is in reality a gay
                                    liberal.  The whitey-hating front is to
                                    sell copies.  As for Jay and Silent Bob
                                    (Jason Mewes and Smith himself), these are
                                    the only characters who are in all of
                                    Smith's Jersey films.  He reuses actors
                                    all the time, but not necessarily characters.  To
                                    get all  Star Wars about it, think of C-3P0
                                    and R2-D2 being the constants in those
                                    films.  That's as good as a comparison
                                    as any, considering that 3P0 talks
                                    constantly (Jay), and R2 communicates
                                    nonverbally and does all the work (Silent
                                    Bob). What I Liked: 
                                      Every
                                        scene with Hooper and Banky. 
                                        Together or individually.  Not
                                        exactly comic relief, since they're both
                                        far too intelligent for that, but the
                                        sassiness, the cynicism, the witty
                                        repartee - they all add up to the half
                                        of the film I wish had been THE core.Jay and
                                        Silent Bob.  That probably goes
                                        without saying.  Relegated to
                                        little more than an extended cameo here,
                                        they still are far more interesting than
                                        Holden McNeil... put together.  And
                                        since Bob has at least one line per
                                        film, he gets a long speech this time
                                        and gives the reason for the title Chasing
                                        Amy.  We also learn that Bob
                                        has always wanted to be a dancer in
                                        Vegas- knowledge of which I made great use
                                        while dressed as Bob for a costume
                                        party. What I Didn't
                                    Like: 
                                      Joey
                                        Lauren Adams' voice.  With all due
                                        respect to her as an actress and Smith's
                                        taste in women, I have a real
                                        sensitivity to high-pitched sounds, and
                                        the woman almost made my ears
                                        bleed.  It didn't help that Smith
                                        wrote so many scenes for her to be
                                        screeching at Holden about some damned
                                        thing or another.Holden. 
                                        Although I enjoy looking at Affleck,
                                        it's too bad his character is such a
                                        moron.  A 3-way, indeed!The
                                        histrionics.  The real reason I
                                        only like half of this film.  I
                                        don't handle intense feelings very well,
                                        so I avoid experiencing them.  A
                                        film like this smashes white-hot intense
                                        feelings down your throat, which I don't
                                        particularly find entertaining.  It
                                        depends on what attitude one has about
                                        movies.  Some want to see films
                                        that enthrall, or educate, or move,
                                        or... whatever.  Stuff that dramas
                                        do.  Me?  I want escape from
                                        reality.  I read stuff on Smith's
                                        board about how someone just got out of
                                        a bad relationship, so he watched Chasing
                                        Amy to make himself feel better.  Make
                                        himself feel better?  Watching a movie
                                        about a doomed relationship?  This
                                        makes people feel better?  Is this
                                        some kind of human thing, because I
                                        don't get it?The
                                        omisson of a wonderful scene involving
                                        Holden and Banky at a comic book store,
                                        where Banky gets revenge on his
                                        archenemies, Steve-Dave and Walt. 
                                        C'mon, man, put it back in! |