The
Dark Crystal
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Jim Henson had been entertaining the world with
puppets - later called muppets - for years already. Nigh-every American has fond
memories of Sesame Street, or in my case, The Muppet Show. Damn, I miss that
one.
He did, too, but wanted to move on to other projects,
too. Henson had a dream to tell a full-blown story entirely with puppet
characters. His first attempt was The Dark Crystal. Critics have since
classified this as a "flawed masterpiece." I will begrudgingly
agree. I don't agree that a human character was needed, as some have
grumbled. If I have any gripes about the puppet characters, it's that the hero
characters - Gelfings Jen and Kira - could have used more facial articulation.
Even in those years we know Henson, et al, could pull this off. Just look at the
Skeksis or even Aughra the Seer.
Okay, the
story so far... A thousand years before, the
Great Crystal was split, shattering the
lands and becoming the Dark Crystal.
The ruling creatures of the world were split
into two species: the Mystics and the
Skeksis. Good and evil.
Naturally the Skeksis are the most
interesting characters. I read
somewhere that they were intended to
represent the seven deadly sins, except that
more than seven Skeksis were
represented. Maybe some of the sins
were doubled?
The head
Mystic tells his student, last known
surviving Gelfling Jen, that he has a
destiny to heal the Dark Crystal. In
true mystical fashion, his instructions are
a little vague. The head Mystic dies
at the same time as his Skeksis counterpart,
the Emperor, kicks the can. The Mystic
fades away Jedi style while the Emperor
crumbles away into dust. The Skeksis
then squabble amongst themselves, until
their General wins a challenge against the
Chamberlain. The Chamberlain is
stripped of rank and clothing and tossed
out.
Jen stumbles
upon Aughra's mountain cave home.
She's the last known owner of the Crystal's
missing shard. Jem uses music to find
it just as the nasty, crablike Garthim bust in
and wreck the place. And about those
Garthim: they scared the shit out of
me when I first saw this.
Seriously. Bad dreams about crab
monsters and everything. This was not
a sequel to The Muppet Movie.
See, the
Skeksis know something's up, and they want
to safeguard their future. Keep the
Crystal broken until the three suns
converge, and they stay in power.
That's why they'd killed all of the
Gelflings. Okay, except Jen. Oh,
and Kira.
Jen meets
Kira after falling into a swamp and being
yelped at by Fizzgig, a furry orange thing
that's all mouth (also Kira's pet).
She's been raised by the Podlings, aka
little bug-eyed, round-headed dudes.
These are the most Muppet-like of the
characters. No facial expression at
all. But hey, Henson's first real
fantasy film. Give him some
credit. Jen and Kira bond as the
Podlings bounce around and play music.
Again, Garthim show up uninvited.
Kira orchestrates their escape with the
Landstriders, which have walrus-like faces
and very long and thin legs. They run
quite quickly. Performers in those
suits had to practice for weeks on the
stilts, until they could indeed run on all
fours most expediently. As for the
poor schmoes in the 70-pound Garthim suits,
they lasted about a minute per take.
It's not just the weight of many of these
costumes, but the awkward positions the
puppeteers have to twist body and limb into.
Jen and Kira
sneak their way into the Skeksis'
castle. We see that the Crystal can be
used to drain the lifeforce from anyone,
including Gelflings, whose essences
rejuvenate the Skeksis far longer than most
others'. Kira saves herself by calling
to the animals caged in the laboratory - a
little trick she picked up from the
Podlings. They freak, break free, then
kill their Skeksis captor. Whoops -
there goes his counterpart Mystic,
too!
Jen finally
manages to heal the Crystal just in time for
the Convergence, causing the Mystics and
Skeksis to merge into their former selves,
the Urskeks. And that whole splitting
thing turned out to be their own fault.
They'd gotten too full of themselves,
apparently.
Verdict:
This really is a kickass fantasy film.
One of my favorites, in fact. It's
called the Dark Crystal for a reason,
though, so any parent leaving their 4 year
old alone with this movie had better be
prepared to explain why those giant black
crab monsters won't be crashing through
his/her bedroom wall any time soon.
Which reminds me that I need to give Mom a
call for that monthly peptalk.
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