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In Memory

On November 22, 2001 (that's Thanksgiving Day, if you want to look it up), my beloved friend and companion of 6 years, Scratchy, was killed by a car. He was and always had been an indoor/outdoor cat, with all the risks that implies, but I did my best to keep him healthy, happy, and most important of all, loved. Oh, dear lord, he was loved.

He was young - 6 or 7 years old - and was taken from me too soon, before I was ready for it. Burying him was the hardest thing I've ever had to do. Even now it seems so unreal, as though someone else's cat had been hit, and someone else's cat was resting in my backyard. But it wasn't someone else's cat. It was mine.

God bless you and keep you, my dear, dear friend. I pray that we are reunited with our animal companions when the time comes.

Scratchy

Rest in peace, my friend

I have one pet, a cat. After years of struggling with the fact that he'd just shown up one day and was never hand-picked, I realized that he was mine when I agreed to pay $1400 for a surgery that would save his life.

As you can see, Scratchy is... black. All black. I told friends who kept insisting that I get a cat that I would NOT go out seeking any pet, ever, but if an incredibly mellow, all-black cat decided to show up one day, then fine, I'd consider it.

One day an incredibly mellow, all-black cat showed up and decided that he preferred my quiet, non-hectic life better than his current crowded and noisy domicile. But it still took me over a year to call him anything other than "That cat that keeps coming into my apartment."

I called him Scratchy because it's what he likes and what he does, all the time. Any relation to Scratchy of Itchy and Scratchy is purely coincidental.

More on the cat

Scratchy's hobbies include chillin', eatin', meowing constantly, and trying to occupy the same space that my legs are taking up.

Although very mellow, he does freak when in my car.

If I grab the back of his neck, he drops to the ground as if waiting for his mama to carry him around.

For some reason he's uncomfortable around bearded men. I don't think he used to live with an abusive bearded man, since the only family I ever saw him with consisted of an unhappy, poor woman with 4 unhappy, poor kids. Neither the woman nor her children had beards.

Must... escape!

What surgery?

Oh, that. Scratchy and Hank Hill have an affliction in common: a narrow eurethra. So he was having problems with crystals forming in his urine and gradually blocking his eurethra until he couldn't go. Like nuttin' came out. So he'd get catheterized during emergency trips to the vet, get catheterized again, until the vet convinced me to have some surgery that would, cosmetically at least, make him look like a chick to inexperienced eyes. At the time $1400 was a hell of a lot for me to fork over. Actually, it still is, but the vet's idea of a "payment plan" involved paying $150 the first month, then the remaining $1250 the second month. Oh, hey, what a great payment plan. No wonder I cried all night the night before the surgery.

Was it successful? Yes and No. He can go more freely, but the bottom line is that he had to be put onto a special "anti-crystal" diet, or go back into surgery to finetune the scar tissue that he forced into forming via his absolutely... RELENTLESS... OBSESSED... efforts at licking himself. I mean, there was nothing stopping this animal. Even that neck cone thing only worked to a point. Sigh...

November 22, 2001