AKA, "Hey, everyone! Here's my email! I LOOOOOOOOVE hearing from people!"

Actually, I don't, but if you MUST send something, let it NOT be spam, okay? I don't like porn or chain email, and no, forwarding on that email will NOT save the people of Lithuania or Calcutta or Zimbabwe.

But if you're into just general correspondence, go ahead and click. Clickety-click click! Clicky clicky! Go on, girly maaaaaan!

Email, harrrr