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Back to the Future  |  BTTF 2  |  BTTF 3  |  BTTF Trilogy  |  Batman  |  Beavis & Butthead Do America  |  Beetlejuice  |  Bicentennial Man  |  The Birds  |  Blade  |  Blazing Saddles  |  The Brady Bunch Movie  |  A Very Brady Sequel  |  Bride of the Monster  |  A Bug's Life

 
Beetlejuice How I viewed Michael Keaton before Batman. And my first view of Alec Baldwin, Geena Davis and Winona Ryder. I don’t think I’d seen Keaton in anything else, either, so as far as I was concerned, he was a Robin Williams-style comic maniac, a feat that he pulled off quite well. I have to say that every character and every scene in this movie amused me in some way, many more than others, even the otherwise quite bland Maitlands. But they’re supposed to be that way. They’re the only ones NOT able to understand the Handbook of the Recently Deceased, a nice subtle running joke there. I suppose the most depressing part of this film is the depiction of the afterlife, which resembles the ultimate bureaucracy. There’s no indication that there’s anything but red tape waiting us all, especially those who speed along their demise. As one character declares, unknowingly with great accuracy, suicides become civil servants. Straining to figure out how the various background characters met their ends is part of the fun here.

This is Tim Burton really honing his cinematic weirdness to a fine point. The visuals throughout the movie are, to be cliched, SO him to anyone familiar with his work. The asymmetrical architecture and eerie shadows, and even the costumes, especially Beetlejuice’s black and white striped suit and comically gory “dead guy” makeup. Burton even throws in some stop-motion animation, something he almost single-handedly brought back into favor years later with A Nightmare Before Christmas. But alas, CGI has been embraced too fully by modern special effects companies.

I’ve found that I’m mostly alone in my opinion that Winona Ryder had one part in her film career, and that was Lydia Dietz. After that, she should not have been allowed to make any more. Since I haven’t seen Heathers, as nay-sayers insist that I do, I can stick firm to this belief. For a long time Lydia was my almost-hero. Not that I’m a Goth chick - far from it - but so many of her lines were an angst-ridden hoot, such as in her overly dramatic suicide note. “I … am alone…” (erase erase erase) “I… am UTTERLY… alone…” And one of my mottos for life: “People ignore the strange and unusual. I myself AM… strange and unusual.” My other is “Keep away from children,” but that’s another story.